Creative Virtual Assistant

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The go-to for your to-do list.

Get it done. Get Mary Wyrd.

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“I will be forever grateful to Mary for all of her support.”

- Liz Ratcliff, Programme Director

Feeling those creeping deadlines?

You don’t have to do everything yourself.

Take back your time.

Delegate tasks to your very own human Creative Virtual Assistant.

Make progress on your business tasks while focusing your time elsewhere. Let Mary Wyrd take on your to-do list.

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There’s something about Mary

Bookish

Collects and reads books for inspiration, education, and enjoyment.

Organized

Controls the chaos with proven time-management and organization techniques.

Weird

Recognizes your good weird (wonderful uniqueness) and makes it work for you.

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“Thank you. It was a lot of help taking some of this stuff off my plate.”

- Ariell Cacciola, Wild Hunt Books

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Choose Task Taker to work with me on a one-off set of tasks

or choose the Monthly Support Retainer for regular support.

Task Taker

What you get:

  • tasks completed and delivered to an agreed timetable

  • a professional who’ll see the project or task through to completion

  • a business cheerleader

  • less stress and more time to focus on what you love

How to get it:

  • choose from the Task List

  • a Task marked with * is not available with Task Taker

  • list your needs and budget when you get in touch

Monthly Support Retainer

What you get:

  • tasks completed and delivered to an agreed timetable 

  • a professional who’ll see the project or task through to completion

  • support in your business every month (typically three consecutive months which can be extended)

  • a business cheerleader

  • less stress and more time to focus on what you love

How to get it:

  • choose from the Task list each month

  • list your needs and budget per month when you get in touch

Task List

  • One large ad or 6-8 small ads written with keywords and phrases to target your ideal audience and increase sales. $152.

  • A ghostwritten article on a given topic written in your style for your chosen publication. Starts at $305.

  • An inbound marketing tool you can’t do without. Share your expertise, build your brand, and increase your visibility with a consistent blog. $152.

  • A long blog post is an ideal opportunity to share more about your expertise and increase your visibility online with plenty of well-placed keywords. $305.

  • An extra long blog post is an ideal opportunity to share more about your expertise and increase your visibility online with plenty of well-placed keywords.

    Starts at $305.

  • A fully customized Google Sheets calendar for all your social media content covering six consecutive months. Includes relevant International dates, business dates, and community dates. $228.

  • Keep organized and productive with a customized business diary system. Manage your time with regular tasks, events, and productivity blocked out. Starts at $305 per month.

  • Stay on top of your business emails with a customized email organization system. Urgent emails are highlighted and draft responses are ready to go. Starts at $305 per month.

  • Make the most out of your mailing list with email campaigns that promote your business, raise brand awareness, and improve sales. $152.

  • Grow your community and keep the conversation going on Facebook with a consistent presence (me) to manage the comments and maintain the good vibes. Starts at $152 (for 12 visits with comment moderation and interactions with the community)

  • Grab those wandering eyeballs with professionally designed images that reflect your brand identity, provide information, and are super shareable. $152.

  • Professionally designed graphic templates that cover different types of posts that you can update and reuse.

    $152 for eight (need access to your Canva account)

  • Using existing templates, get eight professionally designed graphics for your regularly scheduled content. $48. (need access to your Canva account)

  • Words that change ‘want’ to ‘need’. Get copy that sounds like your brand and utilizes important keywords to draw customers directly to you and your creations. $152 for 18 short descriptions.

  • Make your subscribers feel welcome with a short sequence of messages that tell them what to expect and how they can get any signup freebie.

    $152 for 3 emails.

  • Find more fans on Pinterest with Pins that grab the eyeballs of your ideal audience and copy that flows well with ideal keywords. $152 for 12.

  • Organized quotes from your podcast, reports, or videos that can be used in promotional materials. Starts at $152.

  • Deep-dive research into the subjects you choose. Need ideal keywords for your business? Want an overview of a new product? A new printer? You’ve got it. $152.

  • Stop worrying and wondering about what to post. Get 25 ideas ideal for your audience and niche that keep your social media fresh and fascinating. 25 ideas for just $38.

  • Connect with your audience and promote your brand with regular content that brings people to your business and gets people talking. $152.

  • Summon your audience to your website and have them stick around with copy that’s enriched with keywords, informative, and sounds just like you/your brand. $610.

If you don’t see a Task you need, get in touch and ask me about it.

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“Exactly what I needed, and thank you for being so agile on the short timings.”

- Lee Chambers, Author and CEO of Male Allies UK

Other ways Mary Wyrd can help

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Author Assistant

Your personal book cheerleader!

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Premade book covers

One-stop-shop book marketing!

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About Mary

  • BA Hons Graphic Design degree

  • Virtual Assistant since 2014

  • Writer - copywriter, creative writer, ghostwriter

  • Free book recommendations

  • LGBT+ Ally and anti-racist

  • Probably listening to Ville Valo right now